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Caged Wisdom 

1. Faux-philosophical musings.
2. A celebrity's shameless attempt to reap positive publicity following a brush with the law
After Martha Stewart's release from prison, she started selling her caged wisdom in the form of a new television program
Caged Wisdom by Paps May 24, 2007

Caged Monkey 

A girl in a bikini with a stray pubic hair popping out the side or top. Like a caged monkey with an arm reaching out of a cage at the zoo.
You are getting ready to go to the pool for the first time in summer. Your wife puts on her bikini and still has her Winter bush. You notice a stray pubic hair that she did not tuck in. You tell her "You look great, but you have a caged Monkey"
Caged Monkey by Nagger Lover February 2, 2014

caged bird syndrome 

When one is caught in the boring part of a relationship and they feel trapped and want to leave the relationship but they cant because they still have feelings for the other person. OR they are freaked out by how intense the relationship is when its only been a few weeks, so they want out but at the same time they dont.
She feels like she has caged bird syndrome because he told her he loved her after the 2nd week they were together.
caged bird syndrome by notaboutlove December 16, 2009

caged elephant

fucking a girl in the vagina and right before you ejaculate, you you grab your cock with two fingers and start banging it up against the inner walls of her vagina. also called a pissed off komodo

caged like a monkey 

when u shit on someone in fortnite
your dog water Caged like a monkey boxed like a fish no earning dollar tree headset go back to play and learn
caged like a monkey by Garbage kid February 19, 2021

Caged Sausage 

A fat chick who wears clothes entirely too small and is entirely too large.

OR

A chick who you can tell will someday be a fat chick.
That girl eats a lot. Someday she will be wearing the same clothes and exploding out of them like a caged sausage.
Caged Sausage by cagedsausagelover December 28, 2010