Cafüber

A vehicle that drives you from any location in your area to a Internet cafe that offers sweepstakes. May also drive you to any place of your choice after your done at the cafe
There is a fee for these services and may or may not be offered by the cafes them selfselfs but offered by any legal driver with a licence

If at the cafe: hey do you think you can take me home

Not at cafe: you would call them on phone and ask they offer Cafüber services

by Dirtbaglover661 August 3, 2017

Cafuck

to be in total shock of something so unbelievable you can't just say f***

After Bobby said something stupid, Jim said "What the Cafuck?"

by Insano Wayno July 24, 2009

cafüdaling

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse under the influence of drugs.

Don't go downstairs, there's 2 people cafüdaling down there.

by avarix February 19, 2009

cafucks

what you call the CANUCKS when they are being fuck heads!

damn cafucks lost 7-1!

by coca October 30, 2003

Cafunkatated

Messed up, Retarded. Inncorrect.

Origin-Maya Colbert

OH SHIT MAN THATS HELLA CAFUNKATATED!
or
Oh man that chick got hit by an ice cream truck. Now she's all cafunkatated

by Mayabelle July 20, 2007

cafuffluffle

Showing affection for some one. Like kissing or spooning, but not hugging. Usually used in a disgusted way.

Lucy: "Did you see (insert male name) and (insert female name) cafuffluffle in the (insert place here)."

Amanda: "Yeah is was grody"

by Lucible September 16, 2006

Cafuckle

When you have done something pretty bad and getting away with it with little or no punishment

Person 1 you know that thing we did yesterday
Person 2 yeah that was a cafuckle we put in

by I_8zombie November 3, 2021