An individual that you have a crush on and you creep on in the cafeteria. The Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend cannot know that you're crushing on them.
by Cafeteria October 24, 2008
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by justanotheryouth December 11, 2009
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When someone in Among Us gets killed in the Cafeteria on either The Skeld or Mira HQ. This could also relate to anyone killed in the dropship on Polus
Souta: Why must I be killed in the cafeteria for the FIFTH TIME!!!!
John: Guess you are the local Cafeteria Corpse, Souta.
John: Guess you are the local Cafeteria Corpse, Souta.
by SoutaCat October 23, 2020
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by Vito Antonio December 6, 2006
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by handsomebwonderful December 28, 2009
Get the Cafeteria Catholic mug.Selecting parts from a religion instead of accepting it as a whole with all its doctrines and customs
Within the religions, many members accept parts and reject parts; this is holding by cafeteria religion since they select only specific items according to their liking like in a cafeteria, not taking the whole package deal. Also Atheism 2.0 is a practice of cafeteria religion. It accepts selected religious values but without a recognition in its absolute godly authority.
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