A deathcore band from New Jersey. They claim to have invented their own genre called "slamming gore groove", when really all they are is a shitty deathcore band. Their drummer cannot do gravity blasts correctly, their guitar parts are usually just CHUG CHUG and tremolo picking, and their vocalist just flat out sucks. Retarded scene kids call them grindcore; I doubt even the band themselves have heard of Napalm Death or Pig Destroyer. It's bands like Waking the Cadaver that give deathcore a bad name.
Scene kid: d00d, listen to dis br00tal grindcore i just found!!11
Joe Bob: What the fuck is this shit?
Scene kid: itz waking the cadaver!!!! this is some good grindcore!!!!1
Joe Bob: It's isn't grindcore dumbass, it's just shitty deathcore with lyrics about SHREDDED WHEAT.
Scene kid: .....
Joe Bob: That's what I thought.
Joe Bob: What the fuck is this shit?
Scene kid: itz waking the cadaver!!!! this is some good grindcore!!!!1
Joe Bob: It's isn't grindcore dumbass, it's just shitty deathcore with lyrics about SHREDDED WHEAT.
Scene kid: .....
Joe Bob: That's what I thought.
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A high-pitched voof that ultimately attracts shit eating insects i.e. flies, Jeffery Dhamer, James Van Der Beek
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He Says: Look at that creepy homo-cadaver over there, he looks even more skeletal than Maria Shriver. And he just hit on me... I think.
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