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Cactusness

The degree to which one finds someone or something in trouble or broken. (Australian slang; verb of cactus).
Lyn's reply was rather laconic, given the severity of her cactusness.
by AustralianWomenPilots October 7, 2020
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Cactuses

A common misconception is that this term is incorrect. Cactuses is a valid plural form of cactus. Yes, so is cacti and cactus itself.
Bob: Wow there are so many cactuses here.

Jim: You mean cacti? hehe

Bob: r/confidentlyincorrect

Jim: This isn't Reddit, buddy. hehe

Bob: Not everything from Reddit comes from Reddit you absolute moron.

Jim: GAH! Foiled again.
by wtf do I write in here bro August 3, 2024
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