Cacti-Fuck

The act of fucking a individual brutally with a Cactus or spiked plant

"Man I'm really itching for a cacti-fuck"

by Cacti-Fucker December 29, 2015

Cactied

Getting drunk off something you didn't know had alcohol in.

They were cactied after that party last night.

by robobuilder October 28, 2017

Cacti cuckoo

Someone who loves cacti, probably has a japenese one and feeds them, no social life, just cacti

Omg that girl is so cacti cuckoo !

by Savanna.serene July 7, 2017

Cactis

When you see sam and then say yeh

Sam looked like a child and I cactised everywhere

by Pp_guy July 21, 2021

Cacti out

When someone is drunk from drinking too much cacti’s

Her : have you seen Javier

Him: yeah he is cacti out he. Had. Like two -3 cactis

Her :not surprise

by Claudiarobles940 September 1, 2021

Cacti

An informal and archaic way of saying ‘cactuses’ Used by dumbasses trying to be smart-asses around the world.

Person 1: “I saw many cactuses the other day.”
Person 2 “It’s actually cacti not cactuses.”

by Thomasdude May 21, 2022

Cacti cool

Almost As cool as Travis Scott

I'm feeling cacti cool today

by Sladera March 15, 2021