cantaloupe

A person prone to ill-advised behavior; a dumbass, a moron.

"So I drive into this Gas Station the other day, and what do I see? This complete cantaloupe was pumping gas into a soda bottle while smoking a cigarette."

by joshua estell August 3, 2006

Cantalope

A word that is use to describe a person who is being a cunt!

Man she is such a Cantalope!

by Mr. Giraff3 October 6, 2013

cantaloupe

A sexy game (usually in public restrooms) involving 2 lesbians, a straight girl, tennis racquets, and Listerine.

I'm not very good at cantaloupe.

by Tybalt D October 17, 2008

Warm Cantaloupes

The opposite of cool beans

"I can go to the movies tonight!"
"Cool beans!"
"Ugh I can't go..."
"Warm cantaloupes"

by saraheebsss June 8, 2009

cantalouper

A being which seems to possesses no limbs, as the shape of said being obscures them.

Jim: Look at the size of that homeless fellow.

Reuben: Cantalouper.

by MelonLiquor June 22, 2014

The cantaloupe

When you take a tortillia, put it up your asshole and then feed it to your younger sister.

Boy 1: Man my parents turned mad when I did the cantaloupe yesterday
Boy 2: Oh dude that sucks

by Bigger Smoke November 21, 2019

Canteloupe Clit

Used to describe the cunt of a woman who's had sex so many times, the STDs have left green, blue, yellow, or orange splotches and/or stains around the clitoral region.

Holy penis! She's got a rainbow on her crotch! That's one hell of a canteloupe clit!

by nooneonthissitecouldpossiblyhavethisname October 30, 2007