crackers

A game typically played by male teenagers where multiple guys each have crackers and try to cum onto them. The last player to cum has to eat all the other crackers with the cum on it including theirs

matt-“ yo yesterday we played an intense game of crackers at joe’s house”
bryan-“ lmao i heard bob had to eat all the cum”
matt- “yea facts it was nasty”

by the_bomb98 December 5, 2018

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.

Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

by MC Gee January 23, 2008

Cheeses Crackers

Cheeses Crackers! An exclamation to replace "Jesus Christ"

Cheeses Crackers may be used by atheist and vegans, but is not soley for use by these groups.

It costs how much? Cheeses Crackers that's a lot!

by Miss WithAnE August 24, 2010

crackers

to have an extreme wedgie to eat your pants with your butt cheeks

look at that girl she has extreme crackers

by Mcfly3521 February 4, 2010

Crackers

Noun. A british term to describe someone who is a bit crazy, a loose cannon.

Dave: What the fuck is Craig doing kicking off with them lads at the bar?!

Paul: Not a clue mate, he's fucking crackers!

by dmc1dmc August 6, 2017

Crackers

When your in an icky sticky situation and you don’t want to say a square word such as “shit” you says “OH CRACKERS” (best don’t in Scottish accent) also ( the Second R in cRackers should roll of your young and be pronounced “curackas” but faster

“YOU JUST DROPPED MY PHONE!!”
“OH CRACKERS!”

by Allyssa March 22, 2019

shouty-crackers

yelling in a very angry way (used in Great Britain.)

Sorry love, didn't mean to get all shouty-crackers.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 13, 2007