congestive conjunctivitis

Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.

Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.

Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.

You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?

No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.

by Giddy73 May 19, 2017

conjunctivitis

taking a sick day from work in conjunction with the weekend.

Billy called in sick Monday. I think he had "conjunctivitis".

by jpeterman57 December 5, 2007

Cumjunktavitis

When a guy cums in your eye making it all red and swollen.

That dude caused me to have cumjunktavitis after he nutted in my eye.

I will need to see the doctor due to the cumjunktavitis I now have due to the rude actions of you shooting your wad in my eye.

by Wawa1971 June 18, 2011

Conjunctivitis

Justin biebers eye

When your eye swells like biebers you will have conjunctivitis

by Vickstar2017 May 23, 2017

Cumjunctivitus

When you cum in your eye and it hardens so you become temporarily blind.

For example:
"I can't fucking see! I've got cumjunctivitus!"

by ThiccNonce69 June 7, 2021