Middle Pocket Cum Cannon

A willy

I'm going to use my middle pocket cum cannon to shoot you down!

by Lugwyrm July 16, 2009

alaskan cum canon

the act of fucking a girl anally and cumming inside her, she then proceeds to fart out the cum like a canon.

josh fucked peters mom in the ass and she gave him an alaskan cum canon all over his face

by stinky hobo December 10, 2009

Automatic cum cannon

When a male is either given a blowjob or a handjob by several women, making the male ejaculate, the cum shooting all over the females with the repetition of a machine gun.

That guy hired lots of hookers to suck him off, just so he could test out his automatic cum cannon on them!

by PU55YMAGNET January 14, 2018

Cum Canal

The "canal" or "dip" in the middle of a girls lower back right above her ass where your cum settles after spewing on her.

Oh man, I was riding this girl doggy style and filled up her cum canal

by Hobo1977 February 8, 2008

Cum Candle

Instead of using shitty febreeze, try out cum candle.
First give yourself a pleasuring ejaculation, then store it in a candle holder. Put it in the freezer for 24 hours with a wick in it. Afterwards, burn the wick and have the sweet smell of cum fill your house! Good for family gatherings. Or party games. See who can make the biggest cum candle.

Nick: Ashley's cumming over soon and my house smells like dog feces and gingers.
Jenny: Just use a cum candle!
Nick: Good idea, let me get the ebony porn.

by Papa's Penis December 15, 2010

cum cannon

the name for a penis that shoots large loads of skeet

i shot her eye out with my cum cannon

by bbrandonn0015 February 26, 2010

cotton cum-candy

cotton cum-candy is the dick-flavored spun cumgasms of a group of hotties.

The guys made cotton cum-candy with the cumgasms of nearly the whole squadron of cadets!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021