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A person who, as the name suggests, collects friends on Facebook, Myspace, or other social networking sites. The collector typically does not know the people they are adding, and may do this for one of two reasons:
1) To create a false sense of e-popularity
2) To lurk people and otherwise gain access to information they have no business reading.
See also Friend Whore.
1) To create a false sense of e-popularity
2) To lurk people and otherwise gain access to information they have no business reading.
See also Friend Whore.
Man, Shana just added my friend Roger. They don't even know each other! She's such a friend collector .
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Fangirl 1: OMG The video for Weighted by Frnkiero and the Cellebration GETS TO ME SOO MUCH!
Fangirl 2: I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW! *starts crying*
Fangirl 2: I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW! *starts crying*
by alliecatkilljoy August 8, 2014
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Needless to say, most of the cult members have been brainwashed into believing things that are not true, and tricked into doing things that greatly restrict their personal freedom. In spite of this, Canyon Collective cult members seem to find great fulfillment in limiting what they can say or do.
Needless to say, most of the cult members have been brainwashed into believing things that are not true, and tricked into doing things that greatly restrict their personal freedom. In spite of this, Canyon Collective cult members seem to find great fulfillment in limiting what they can say or do.
Free Thinker: "Hey man, how was canyoneering last weekend?"
Cult Member: "I'm not allowed to say."
Free Thinker: "Uh... OK. Did you post any pictures of your trip on FaceBook?"
Cult Member: "The Leader of the Canyon Collective said nobody should do that."
Free Thinker: "That is strange. Why not?"
Cult Member: "The Leader said that sharing photos will lure thousands to His precious canyons. The unwashed masses are not worthy of entry. They would unquestionably destroy His canyons."
Free Thinker: "I don't think that is true. Most canyons stay the same year after year regardless of traffic."
Cult Member: "The Leader might view you as evil. He might tell me not to be friends with you."
Free Thinker: "Dude, that is messed up! Well... can you take me through the canyons that you just did?"
Cult Member: "Yes, of course! Obviously!! However, you must never tell anyone about them. Plus anyone that you take through has to swear to only show those canyons and never tell anyone about them."
Free Thinker: "But then you will have to monitor what I do with the route information until the end of time... and I in turn will have to monitor what my friends do with the route information. That sounds like a lot of needless drama."
Cult Member: "Whatever The Leader says is the best way. The only way. I love The Leader. I will obey."
Free Thinker: "Fuck that! I'll just figure out where you went, then enjoy my adventure like a normal person. See ya around, nutjob!"
Cult Member: "I'm not allowed to say."
Free Thinker: "Uh... OK. Did you post any pictures of your trip on FaceBook?"
Cult Member: "The Leader of the Canyon Collective said nobody should do that."
Free Thinker: "That is strange. Why not?"
Cult Member: "The Leader said that sharing photos will lure thousands to His precious canyons. The unwashed masses are not worthy of entry. They would unquestionably destroy His canyons."
Free Thinker: "I don't think that is true. Most canyons stay the same year after year regardless of traffic."
Cult Member: "The Leader might view you as evil. He might tell me not to be friends with you."
Free Thinker: "Dude, that is messed up! Well... can you take me through the canyons that you just did?"
Cult Member: "Yes, of course! Obviously!! However, you must never tell anyone about them. Plus anyone that you take through has to swear to only show those canyons and never tell anyone about them."
Free Thinker: "But then you will have to monitor what I do with the route information until the end of time... and I in turn will have to monitor what my friends do with the route information. That sounds like a lot of needless drama."
Cult Member: "Whatever The Leader says is the best way. The only way. I love The Leader. I will obey."
Free Thinker: "Fuck that! I'll just figure out where you went, then enjoy my adventure like a normal person. See ya around, nutjob!"
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(The Office)
Michael: "Let us do one last crossword together as brothers."
Stanley: "No."
Michael: "Shall we? Yes."
Stanley: "Nope. Nope!"
*Hentai Magazines fall in the floor*
Stanley: It's called hentai. And it's art.
Michael: "Let us do one last crossword together as brothers."
Stanley: "No."
Michael: "Shall we? Yes."
Stanley: "Nope. Nope!"
*Hentai Magazines fall in the floor*
Stanley: It's called hentai. And it's art.
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