crunched

To be heavily intoxicated

"Damn I am fucking crunched right now"

by Sir Tali November 19, 2007

crunching

The act of taking a crunch

Hey Drewb's, quit buggin me, I'm crunching . . .

by DrFoot October 25, 2003

The Crunch

when you're SO drunk that you pass out, throw up and generally get yourself into a mess. This is called going to the crunch. The crunch is the imaginary place where all this stuff happens.

dude, clare was so wasted last night, she got a one way tiket to the crunch

by wastedcrunch June 3, 2007

Crunch

A cross between a crotch and a cunt.

My sister is being a CRUNCH!!!!!

by supermomof5 April 23, 2011

crunch

-Originated in the Seattle area
-A word to say when someone is being embarrased.
-When someone tells someone off, then another person will say CRUNCH .

Guy #1:Ms. Clarke is too fat to even fit through the door.
Guy #2:Nigga dont be talkin when you cant even fit between mountains.
Guy #3:CRUUUUUNNNNCCHHHH!

Girl:That dude needs a tic tac
Boy #1:You need A LOT of tic tacs
Boy #2:Crunch

by sexy_island_gurl March 25, 2008

Crunching

Doing a lot of, or trying hard to achieve a goal.

I've really been crunching this new TV show lately.

by LucasTheMucas July 19, 2017

Crunch

A munch that only likes eating out crusty pussy

John: Oh god, I cant believe he’s a crunch.

Mabel: Right? That’s disgusting.

by QuackyCube December 15, 2022