A critic is a low-life creature that lacks any talent or ability to contribute anything, yet chooses to verbally attack and put down the works of others. Through usage of long words and general pretenciousness, they pretend to show intelligence and also to appear human like the rest of us, hiding their true parasite form. Everyone has, and is entitled to, an opinion, but a critic makes it their businness to state their opinion to everyone through the media or press, and to state their opinion as fact. If your a musician, film-maker, artist, writer etc, and you see a professional critic writing a review about you, do the right thing and kill them where they stand. If you want to know if a film or band etc is any good, don't read the reviews, ask a friend what they think.
Stephen Fry on Art Critics:- "Imagine, you get to Heaven and St Peter asks what you did with your life and you say, 'Oh I just said what other people did wrong!'"
by Cider Scorpion October 13, 2007
by AllosaurusFragilis December 21, 2018
"You watch that Lakers game? Kobe scored 50! That's criticial!"
"Yo man my girls pregnant" - Dro "Damn that's critical." - Jay
"Yo man my girls pregnant" - Dro "Damn that's critical." - Jay
by JAYRMe August 07, 2010
An objective speaker of the truth. They are commonly seen as low-lifes due to the negative image painted of them by haters. In actuality, most critics are intellectual underdogs.
Artist: Well?
Critic: It's pretty good, though your proportion is slightly off.
Artisti: Hmm, you have a point.
Snobby Artist: Well?
Critic: It's pretty good, though your proportion is slightly off.
Snobby Artist: Oh, as if YOU could do better. Pshaw. I'm gonna go drink tea and listen to Beethoven with my friends. Ta-ta!
Critic: It's pretty good, though your proportion is slightly off.
Artisti: Hmm, you have a point.
Snobby Artist: Well?
Critic: It's pretty good, though your proportion is slightly off.
Snobby Artist: Oh, as if YOU could do better. Pshaw. I'm gonna go drink tea and listen to Beethoven with my friends. Ta-ta!
by Kyothine December 19, 2009
Basically a excuse to hate-circlejerk (Fucking with people) other people's stuff and have it fall under an umbrella of said name. Basically bullying with protection by word manipulation.
ThomasDaTank stole some good pics from my pal online Railrodder and reposted onto his favorite Thomas the train Discord, basically saying some nasty and made-up shit about his OC's and how """awful""" they are, even saying "I'm horny for Jessica the cyborg." said character being 16 years old. I tried to report this shit but the mod stated "It's just criticism" which means "Hell no, we allow bullying here."
by The Painful Reality May 13, 2020
It's criticize and womanizer combined.
"Don't take what he says so personal lady it's not you, he is like that with ALL women he is what we call a criticizer."
"Don't take what he says so personal lady it's not you, he is like that with ALL women he is what we call a criticizer."
by Rebessikkah January 09, 2017
john:faith your boyfriend is an ugly bitch
faith:shut up john ur an asshol dont talk to me
john:haha you caint take the criticism
faith:shut up john ur an asshol dont talk to me
john:haha you caint take the criticism
by john.p September 21, 2007