Creme Jockey

Nate fucking Newton

You know that Nate kid, he is quite a Creme Jockey man, he is with all the guys at school

by Nimmyleezy September 7, 2019

Creme Egg

When a man ejaculates into another's poo. When the victim goes to the toilet next there will be semen seeping from their shit.

While on the toilet after a long night of anal sex, Wendy noticed that Phil's semen was in her poop. She had been Creme Egg'd

by Pshicko May 16, 2011

Creme-de-la-crap

The crappiest of the crap

J.J Hickson is creme-de-la-crap

by Ms.SuckMyKiss87 March 5, 2011

creme egg spoon

(n).when an inexperience males love truncheon unexpectedly explodes in his pants whilst in the spoon position.

rich - oh no not again!!!

girl (or boy) - whats happened?

Rich - i have just creme egg spooned in my pants.

by mr spoon1 November 2, 2012

creme de la creme

(n.) The best there is, the cream of creams.

this mail order bride is the creme de la creme! She dosen't speak english, never whines, does all the housework and fucks like a whore in the bedroom.

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

creme de la meme

A French-English term (typically meaning "Cream of the meme") used when one wants to attach funny and ironic text onto a reaction photo

Can also literally translate to "Cream of the same (amount)"

John: Why does Frank keep putting Creme de la meme on all of his photos?
Max: He's trying to be a memelord, duh!

by Creamiest of the Memeiest August 7, 2016

creme egger

A person who kisses like your tonge is the middle of a Creme Egg

There are too many examples of this to name!

by emily laura May 13, 2005