Cousing

Cousing is the act of brutally raping your own cousin

Aye Jon, have ye' finished cousing?
Yuh bro,she didn't stand a chance against us hyuk!!

by MarcoIsANgger December 28, 2018

cough-cursing

when you cough and curse at the same time.very usefull for in-class curses.very easy to use when you are sick.

cough-cursing:

harry:dude i think my girlfriend's cheating on me!
paul:really why do you think that?
harry:she keeps on goping out every saturday and when she comes back she's always tired.
paul:what's her name again?
harry:jackie.
paul:wait jackie?jackie resse?
harry:yeah why?
paul:sorry to tell ya dude,she's cheating on both of us!
harry:what!!i'm dumping her.
paul:shush here she comes now.
jackie:hi boys,what's all the shouting about?
the boys:oh nothing,just somthing about the game a few night back.
jackie:ahh boys and their sports.
harry:*coughs*bitch.*coughs*two-timer
jackie:what?are you getting a cold it's the summer vacation
paul:yeah and he just gave it to me.*coughs*prostitute.
*coughs*hoe.
jackie:boy that's on loud hack.
both:oh and jackie.
jackie:yes?
both:never cheat on two best budds.
jackie:oh well it lasted a while.
paul:get out of my house.

by hacker! June 8, 2009

nerd courting

(Non-romantic) Attempting to earn another nerd's favor by appealing to their nerdness. Applicable in the tech world where nerds with power are generally difficult to get along with

- Dude, that Datacenter manager is real jerk, he says no to every request!
- Not Joe, he was totally nerd courting him the other day talking about proper cabling methods for an hour and now all of his requests get approved
- Not me, I totally nerd courted him by talking about proper cabling methods for an hour and now he approves all my requests!

by CrunchyTacooos January 14, 2015

Qbert cursing

A chain of distorted swear words coming out of one's mouth when in extreme agony.

Based on a true event.

Me: Heard a noise, jumped out of bed and stubbed my little to toe with quite some force against the bottom part of the door. The pain was so intense I started Qbert cursing.

by Justin1967 November 8, 2020

cursing with crayons

A way to describe someone who curses like a little kid and sounds out of place cursing.

Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!

by von groovy August 4, 2017

pre-courting

playful flirting on social media

In this technology age pre-courting is part of a social media user's ways.

by Coop Dupe December 9, 2019

Courting

To have an excuse to not be "dating"....yet still routinely boning. A way to subtly deflect impertinent questions with sarcastic humor via archaic terminology without offending the one with whom one bones.

"Dude, I saw you with that girl last weekend. What's up with that?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Are you dating?"
"Nah, we're just courting."

by kittycatmongoose February 8, 2010