Counting Spokes

The action of counting the ridges or lines of the anus of your unsuspecting partner. This can be done visually or carefully counting with your finger.

One night after myself and Juuso Eiffel Towered Renelde, I took things to the next level and engaged in counting spokes. She had 13 ridges!!

by premiumwiener12 August 25, 2010

counting worms

Being buried underground, occasionally with worms around you.

*Played "Railroad Wrath" in "Cuphead" and died trying to fight the Blind Specter in Phase 1*
Blind Specter: I can... see... into the future. You... will be... counting worms.

by averagec15 November 25, 2017

Counting Tweets

A term used when one is tired yet cannot sleep so they mindlessly fill their Twitter page with nonsensical Tweets in order to rack up to a predetermined number or an even number if you are OCD or superstitious. Ultimately it is the equivalent of being bored enough to watching paint dry or watching grass grow.

Greg: What'd you do last night?

Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.

Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?

Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.

by sweet_melissa79 March 16, 2013

counting money

A male term used to describe the action of itching ones testicle sack by rubbing the skin between the thumb and index finger. Usually done from within his pants pocket.

Tim was counting money in the church lobby because his nuts itched so bad from sitting through the days service.

by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

Counting chickens before they hatch

When you call something yours before you have it

The hillary voters were counting chickens before they hatch

by 300WinMag March 17, 2017

Counting Sheep

When a person is sleeping, they are dreaming of counting sheep.

person 1: Hey man 5 minutes into class you we out counting sheep.
person 2 : Yea man I was up late studying for my physics final.

by jluketwo March 21, 2008

counting sheep

When someone gets so lost in the fantasy land created around a situation that they become out of touch with reality, or in other words: getting lost in the sauce.

“The owner of that local business was counting sheep when he thought he would be able to start operating scams on his clients while simultaneously increasing net sales”

by plzpunchmeinthejaw January 5, 2021