consturbation

Continuous excessive masturbation.

Jim really needs to get a girlfriend; he suffers from consturbation all day and all night.

by Garth Y. March 17, 2008

plant consideration

this is simply peeing on plants (for watering) when you are to drunk or to lazy to go inside to find the closest urinal.

i was so drunk i had to give plant consideration to your shrubs by your drive-way.

by Batman & Robin March 7, 2008

consideration factor

The underlying and most important factor in degenerate life - consideration for fellow idiots...for if a degen is alone, they are then just another derelict idiot.

Perfect example in Tangerus. A fellow degen's dooz should not stay unlit for long.

Cone - *takes dooza out of packet and puts in mouth*
Other Degen, possibly scozz - *recognises need of lightangerus and hooks one up*

Cone - "Cha for the consideration factor bro"

by Nick "Cone" Connor October 4, 2005

Consturbation

After you and your girl finish having awkward phone sex then have a non- awkward converstaion about the phone sex.

"Oddly enough... masturbating doesn't seem so bad after consturbation."

by monkeytestlilcecancer October 25, 2011

Cansituation

When multiple people are stuck in a can
Cans are stuck on situation
A rage over cans

"Well, it looks like were stuck in a cansituation..."
"ON NO! WERE IN A CANSITUATION! HELP US CANS!"
"NAOO GIVE ME MY CAN RETARD! Nope thats MY CAN!"

by SituationCan October 23, 2016

conjicurations

One is required to magically intervene in other peoples activities in order to achieve a goal

Dan didn't do his homework often enough it required conjicurations in order to ensure he passed chemistry

by lapdogbilly March 31, 2021

consistuation

Consistant effort to continually persist. determination, continual effort or purpose.

The market has consistuation of free education

by Warriy December 19, 2021