COGIC Granny

A COGIC Granny is a flamboyant, eccentric "fabulous" homosexual male. With a grandiose persona. Similar to a church queen. A "COGIC Granny" often dresses and behaves in the manner of an elderly church mother. ( Oversized hats, bright metrosexual clothing, wigs, nails, gaudy noisy jewelry ect.) Frequently participating in drama and gossip while attending church services frequently.

Look at those church sissys. Wearing those big hats like somebody granny. Ain't nothing but a ol COGIC Granny.

by Madam McCray July 21, 2021

ConciseTWOW Mug

A holy object in the ConciseTWOW competition, worshipped by all. It is being handed off to the winner of the all-star season to be stored away in a safe location forever. If anything were to ever happen to the ConciseTWOW mug, everyone in the server would go into a state of mourning for 6 days where all activities would be required to be in relation to the mug and the competition would completely halt.

not a donut: You don't understand it's for the ConciseTWOW Mug. If we get 5 we are writing 5 incredibly tryhard responses.

by Werrywit March 3, 2023

cognitively fucked

(verb). Often occurs when a person has spent an excessive amount of time in an intellectual situation (ie-- cramming for an exam, marathon seminar sessions, problem-solving) and is not longer able to process info due to mental fatigue. Even simple thinking (ie-- how do you toast bread, what is your boyfriend's sister's name?) is impaired because mentally wiped out.

You may not be physically tired, but mentally feels like you are now an e-tard.

Sally spent 12 hours straight studying for some class, and therefore is unable to describe the most basic things, like how to make a sandwich. She is now cognitively fucked.

I can't even think of a good enough example because I've been working on this stupid problem for 13 hours and now I'm cognitively fucked and want a beer.

by sleepywantbeer October 2, 2009

Concise

To be brief but inclusive. Able to sum up a topic succinctly without elaboration or superfluous detail.

Person: "Can you explain the big bang and string theory?"

Concise Person: "Everything is made up of strings and branes (energy), and when the strings of one universe touch another matter can be transferred across."

by Lady Lynx June 20, 2014

cogito ergo sum

Latin phrase meaning
I think therefore I am

It's latin and intellectual phrase
cogito ergo sum

by ezrider March 3, 2005

cognitive dissonance

A condition of conflict or anxiety resulting from inconsistency between one's beliefs and one's actions, such as opposing the slaughter of animals and eating meat.

This child is going through a state of cognitive dissonance as he imitates his hero while physically beating his friends.

by Nee - Oh - Corn June 5, 2003

cognitive impaction

Noun:

Any of a number of conditions characterized by the involuntary suspension of mental processes crucial to self-expression and/or higher reasoning.

Cases of cognitive impaction can frequently be identified by inarticulate attempts at discourse, extended guttural utterances, slack-jaws and bugged out eyes on the part of the afflicted. Treatments are highly specific to each variety of cognitive impaction and range from a slap "upside" the head to a deadline in the most severe cases.

Also see mental constipation.

"Overwhelmed at the prospect of having the bounty of an entire doughnut shop all to himself, Homer immediately suffered a massive cognitive impaction that reduced him to little more than a drooling mass of manflesh."

by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004