confident turtle

A confident turtle is the action how kids with down syndrome talks to another person by looking up, usually directed an adult or someone taller.

Hey that kid gave me a confident turtle and I was like "YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?"

by Frexk December 3, 2015

Confident gay

When a gay man/woman is very open about their gayness and doesn’t try to hide it. Often makes straight people or closeted gay people gay panic
Slay Queen!!💓💖💞💞🏳️ 🌈

Gay person: *flirts with straight person*
Straight person: *gay panicks*
Other gay person: You’re such a confident gay that you make straight people gay panic!

by Bi Hufflepuff March 23, 2020

Confident walk away

When you get done with that perfect dump and consider wiping, but are so confident that you will have a ghost wipe that you just pull up your britches and confidently walk away.

Dude - Dude, just blew a confident walk away.

Other Dude - What?

Dude - I lost confidence, wiped, and it was totally unnecessary.

Other Dude - How do you fuck that up?

by The Evil Dingo June 11, 2009

confident turtle

When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.

She used the confident turtle to replace duck face in photos.

by ccxxii September 8, 2015

confident fart

Having the confidence beforehand that the upcoming fart is dry and void of any and all soft turd matter, thereby allowing you to give it that extra "oomph" for maximum fart effect.

Wow, that was a nice one. Its nice to have such a confident fart, it doesnt happen very often.

by bigbobp July 18, 2011

Confident knowlage

Knowledge you get when your confident

Confident knowlage

by BigIanDries August 14, 2018

Confident PC user

A PC user that actually knows what he does

--Im going to ask Mike to install windows 10
--but isnt it hard?
--Dont worry he is Confident PC user

by Aestton August 26, 2021