conan

a fucking legend who will save mankind and will most likely attempt to kill numerous children in any area too

man 1: did you hear about that guy who fit twenty-seven dead babies into a bathtub

man 2: yeah he must have been a Conan

by conanLM May 28, 2019

Conan

One who fights for the good of man. The antonym of Newman

That man will go down as one of the greatest Conans in history.

by Steven April 6, 2004

Conan

Quite possibly one of the gayest sounding names, up there with Bruce and Julius, but almost invariably attached to the coolest people ever.
Cases in point: Arthur Conan Doyle, Conan O'brien, and of course, the legendary Conan "the barbarian" of Cimmeria.

Used as an adjective or noun to describe something as excessively cool or to describe a person who is in complete control of their comic functions at all times. Usually in conjunction with an other adjective.

Noun: Olde Tymey bikes are soooo CONAN!

Wow, what you just said was completely hilarious and off the cuff. You are so totally Conan!

adj: That was a totally Conan comment you just made.

by darius sunofovich January 5, 2005

Conan

When something is promised to you for a very long time, but it is taken back amost immediatly. The person who gives/takes said thing is pulling a "Conan"

Dude, he totally got fucked over.
Yeah, that other guy pulled a Conan. What a douche.

by JubJubHero2 November 9, 2010

Conan

An American late night talk show host who's face resembles some kind of rodent.

"Do you think Conan pays the audience to laugh at his jokes."
"Der!"

by olympus October 2, 2005

Conan

A boy who uses girls for a “shag” to get over an ex and the gets with the girls best friend

Omg he’s such a conan

by Your ex hoe 😘 May 28, 2020

Conan

A waste of space or something of no use

Why is he being such a Conan

by Regiregisauceman July 28, 2021