commit sudoku

A deliberate misspelling of "seppuku" — the samurai ritual of suicide by disembowelment. The misspelling removes the direct reference to suicide, replacing it with the name of a popular and frustrating number puzzle.

I have brought great shame to my brethren. I must now commit sudoku.

by alpoer January 6, 2015

Commit Heather Chandler

To kill someone and disguise it as suicide, like Veronica and J. D. did in the movie Heathers.

"That girl is so annoying, I'm going to Commit Heather Chandler."

by Anabelle Manson May 25, 2018

commit die

a phrase to tell to someone ordering them to die, commonly used by the Despacito spider. Varies in forms: commit toaster bath, cease vital functions, yeetus yeetus commit self deleetus.

Leave me alone and commit die!

by Veridicule December 26, 2018

Commit toaster bath

its killing yourself by dropping a toaster into your bathtub

P1: " i got a 37 on the math test imma commit toaster bath"
P2: "no bro dont"
P1: "tell that to my grade"

by Spookman123 September 21, 2018

Commit the su

Low Tier God's way of telling his opponent to kill themselves. Mostly directed at what said creator calls tiersexuals.

"...It's another year and people are still trying to troll me in video games..."
"If this is what you're still doing with your life, while the year is young, just commit the su."

by BDC_Maxter March 4, 2021

Commit Scooter Ankle

A super mean thing to say. These 3 words condemn anyone to the worst, most vile pain imaginable.

" I Ate your kids"
"Go Commit scooter ankle"
"OH SHIIII---"
">:))))"

by BigBoiSeth November 1, 2018

Commit persona 3

Another way of saying shoot yourself in the head or commit suicide.

"Fuck you kid. Go commit persona 3"

by anonymous September 15, 2020