comeupance

Revenge, deserved retrebution, what's comin' to ya.

I'll get you, you'll get your comeupance.

by Mel Function September 6, 2003

cumuppance

Your "just deserts" for sexual irresponsibilty, such as contracting an STD, getting pregnant, etc.

One should either always use condoms or practice abstinence, so as to avoid unexpected cumuppances.

by QuacksO April 7, 2019