A poker term. When someone calls with a monster hand w/ the intention of trapping their opponent down the road.
With a flop of A-A-2 Joe led out with a raise of $100 feeling relatively good about his pocket eights. Steve hesitated and then called. This made Joe feel better about his hand. Little did he know Steve was collect calling with A-2.
by angrycubsfan March 31, 2008
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by hi May 15, 2003
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"Dinner's ready!" "One sec mum, I'm just gonna collect a debt over the internet, I'll be down in 5 minutes"
by xXmarauderXx December 4, 2009
Get the Collect a debt mug.A derogatory label for a person who prizes industry certifications above knowledge and capability.
Often such a person will set about collecting as many certifications as they can and proudly display them in their email signature and social network profiles. Typically they have a shallow understanding of areas in which they are certified, and are unable to display significant independent reasoning or understanding in those areas.
May also refer to the act of obtaining an industry certification.
Also known as "pokemon accreditation"; Gotta catch 'em all!
Often such a person will set about collecting as many certifications as they can and proudly display them in their email signature and social network profiles. Typically they have a shallow understanding of areas in which they are certified, and are unable to display significant independent reasoning or understanding in those areas.
May also refer to the act of obtaining an industry certification.
Also known as "pokemon accreditation"; Gotta catch 'em all!
1. "I've interviewed five job applicants and every one of them is a collect-a-cert."
2. "I'm going to have to go 'collect-a-cert' to qualify for the next pay bracket"
2. "I'm going to have to go 'collect-a-cert' to qualify for the next pay bracket"
by qwak May 9, 2013
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collecting your bag can also man when a man ejaculates on a woman's face
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Person 1: "hey did he actually collect your bag?"
Person 2:"yeah! of course! I told you she'd Collect my bag!"
Person 2:"yeah! of course! I told you she'd Collect my bag!"
by 1shot1der June 6, 2015
Get the Collect my bag mug.1.) Synomnious with Secure the Bag and Get the Bread
2.) When you rise and grind, effectively collecting the yeast before it rises to bread.
3.) Taking credit for the bread (success) by collecting all the yeast before others can take it.
4.) Having the begining means to obtain success before it exists. (Having ways to make bread)
2.) When you rise and grind, effectively collecting the yeast before it rises to bread.
3.) Taking credit for the bread (success) by collecting all the yeast before others can take it.
4.) Having the begining means to obtain success before it exists. (Having ways to make bread)
Guy 1:- I have an algebra exam tomorrow.
Guy 2:- Bro, study and collect the yeast.
Guy 1:- Hell yeah, COLLECT THE YEAST!
Guy 1:- Now I can make some fucking bread. 😫🙌🍞
Guy 2:- Bro, study and collect the yeast.
Guy 1:- Hell yeah, COLLECT THE YEAST!
Guy 1:- Now I can make some fucking bread. 😫🙌🍞
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