Cog

Some person who talks to much, or in general is a cunt.

Shut the fuck up you cog! nobody cares about what you say!

by Karebu~ February 17, 2018

Cog

A thicker and longer chode. Basically a thick and long penis. They tend to be around 2 feet in size, with a 9 inch diameter in girth.

Person 1: Damn, I can see his cog in those shorts!
Person 2: Why were you looking in the first place?

by Kebi69 March 25, 2017

Cog

Acronym for "Centre Of Gravity"
An extremely fat person who has not seen their feet for a number of years.
Cogs frequently break chairs and seats, and have been known to act like turkeys.

Oh man, I met this absolute greeny and his old lady is a cog! I swear she has her own postcode.

by Pyro July 2, 2003

COG

A kid who screeches into the mic saying Cooooooog as the other person gets annoyed or dies of laughter neither person no what it means - Darklight

Yo guess what nice cog or saying coooooog in a long screeching sound as Kayden tries to eat cereal at 2 in the morning laughing

by DarkLight July 3, 2020

Cogs

When a domestic house cat is crossbred with a dog.

Tabby got her freak on with Rex and now we have a litter of cogs.

by Sheldonia March 17, 2021

Cog

An abbreviation for "Cum On Girls"

"im sorny, im in the mood to see COG"

by McSwaggerMLG666DevilCallsKilMe August 24, 2016

COG

COG: A cat that behaves like a dog. A dog in a cat's body.

Simba the cat is real COG. He fetches like a dog and chews on shoes like a dog.

by sleekspirit23 June 21, 2017