Someone who learned about MBTI and thinks they're a master in psychology. They think their personality(which they picked out biasedly) is the master race and has no clue what cognitive functions are. They are most likely spotted in the wild saying they have an MBTI consisting of an N because they heard intuitives have a high IQ.
Girl "I think the reason I kind make friends is because I'm an INFJ and everyone is scared of my intellect."
Psychologist "Oh shit you're a Cognitive Nutsack."
Psychologist "Oh shit you're a Cognitive Nutsack."
by Mai Ting Long April 25, 2020
Get the Cognitive Nutsack mug.An extreme chemical reaction in the brain, resulting from an intellectual discovery or thought, which mimics an orgasim in the body.
*The term distant relative is "Cognitive Disequilibriun" which was founded by development psychologist, Jean Piaget
*The term distant relative is "Cognitive Disequilibriun" which was founded by development psychologist, Jean Piaget
I just had a cognitive orgasm when I heard that scientists found anti matter utilizing the Hadron Collider
by Lenny Klever May 2, 2011
Get the cognitive orgasm mug.Which happens a lot, because the only historical examples of people to totally overthrow and eliminate government were communistic or directly Marxist. How does that fact give me cognitive dissonance?
by YourConscience March 16, 2019
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'We join the people of Cuba today in mourning the loss of this remarkable leader.'
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yep this is called cognitive dissonance.
'We join the people of Cuba today in mourning the loss of this remarkable leader.'
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yep this is called cognitive dissonance.
by i don't have a nickname November 27, 2016
Get the cognitive dissonance mug.An ability only low to mid-ranked divine beings possess. It allows the users to manifest any “superpower” imaginable. This ability was created by the high-ranked gods to accommodate weaker gods in dire situations. The ability activates when the user concentrate on the desired powers. There are no limits on how high someone’s powers can go, but there is a minimum limit. “Any being with Cognitive Capability Fabrication is unable to accelerate under twenty-five meters per second.” This limitation only refers to an individual’s sprinting speed, not the walking speed. The high-ranked Immortal beings may obtain the ability if they wanted to alter their bodies into a mortal.
P1: I wish I had superpowers.
P2: Do you know about Cognitive Capability Fabrication?
P1: No. What is that?
P2: Basically, you get superpowers by imagining them.
P1: I’ve done that before. It doesn’t work.
P2: That makes sense, because you’re not a god.
P2: Do you know about Cognitive Capability Fabrication?
P1: No. What is that?
P2: Basically, you get superpowers by imagining them.
P1: I’ve done that before. It doesn’t work.
P2: That makes sense, because you’re not a god.
by Ardyneus December 25, 2019
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Guy 2: No
Guy 1: FUCK YOU WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE HE IS THS BEST
Guy 2: :(
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: FUCK YOU WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE HE IS THS BEST
Guy 2: :(
by Legeckowasp June 10, 2020
Get the cognitive_player mug.Therapy referring to the process of blazing with all members of your family once a week as an attempt to ease all tension and improve family relations.
Man I haven't talked to my sister for 7 years and my mom for 6 months; we could really use some CMGR therapy (cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy). It's too bad it's merely impractical.
by SaeedR October 10, 2008
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