colander dick

Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.

1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!

by disaster class June 12, 2016

Colander Whore

A person who has all their holes used and then drains liquod

"Did you here about Charles and his Colander Whore"

by Johnny FuckWit October 31, 2019

colander

When one ear has so many piercings that is equal amounts holes and flesh

Damn that girl has colanders for ears!

by ColanderCook August 14, 2020

Colander

A way to describe someone with a terrible short term memory.
The information "drains" out just as fast as it came in.

Person: Okay the code is 123.
Person 15 seconds later: Damn was the code 321..?
Person: Oh damnit I'm such a colander!

by GrooveTorped March 28, 2021

colandrea

A Beautiful and strong women doesn’t take Bs from anyone she is a goddess inside and out, she’s very hardworking and amazingly smart , her skin is flawless and personality is amazing and her nickname is coco :)

Colandrea is so beautiful I love her

by Colandrea April 29, 2021

Colander

You can drain rice. When it fills up, your most loved one is gone too! Share this to start a vegan life.

A: Have- have- have you seen the colander, I want to drain the rice.
B:Sure, it is in the garage.

by MIGegt October 15, 2021

colanda

A baddie with brains. She is independent, smart, attractive and funny but mostly a gorgeous intelligent woman.

“Wow, she’s definitely a Colanda!”

“She sure does act like a Colanda.”

by Blkbeauty November 23, 2021