Cocksnot

1. An extremely irratating person, a total jerkoff.

2. Semen, sperm, cum, load...

"Hey cocksnot...join the queue like everyone else"

"She swallows cocksnot like a trooper"

by B3NN0 June 5, 2007

Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection

Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016

Flaming Cock Shot

The Flaming Cock Shot is doing the same thing as the Statue of Liberty shot, but with your penis. You dunk your penis into the shot glass of Rumpleminze, have someone light it on fire, take the shot, and have your friend blow out the flames. This is the most badass shot a man can do and is a sure party favorite.

Girl 1: "Wow, did you see that guy light his penis on fire while his buddy blew out the flames? that was badass!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, those guys just did a Flaming Cock Shot, that was awesome!"

by Hunter McSpermy November 18, 2013

Cockshit

a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis

This is such cockshit!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!

by currybomb July 28, 2010

cockshit

something that is absolutely ridiculous and much worse than just a bunch of shit

Having to work 17 days in a row is a bunch of cockshit.

by Carly July 2, 2003

Cockscotch

When a bitch jumps from dick to dick

She had so many boyfriends, that bitch just be playing cockscotch.

by Knuckleup August 29, 2016

Cockshit

A person who can't do the most simple of tasks and is easily the stupidest person in a two mile radius. Usually uses words like, bro, woah, and dude.

*indian accent* Oh yes, craig is a cockshit.

by Volleyballwhore69 July 1, 2017