delusional cockbag

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration

My dad has become the king of the delusional cockbags without even trying.

by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008

SURPRISE COCKFAGS

Something totally unexpected, and/or shocking; Something nobody saw coming. Also a cry one emits when bringing doom and/or shock upon thier unsuspecting victims.

A perfect example of a SURPRISE COCKFAGS moment:

*Solid Snake appears in Super Smash Bros Brawl trailer*
Public: WTF?
Nintendo: SURPRISE COCKFAGS!

by Dead_Decoy November 5, 2006

cocktag

Tagging a person on Facebook in the male nether regions of a photo.

There was this really sexy picture of Robert Pattinson and my Facebook friend cocktagged me right in his privates.

by Mountain Fresh October 14, 2009

cock fag

A word which means a gay person, who has penis on his mind at all times.

Also Used very well in the film Team America: World Police by chris...'Surprise Cock Fags'

hey cockfag, stop bein a cockfag and look at some normal porn

Surprise CockFags

by Dode Webster February 4, 2005

Cockbag fuck nugget

When you run out of everything else to call a person and have to throw a bunch of explicit language together in a way that captures the persons full fuckery.

Jim: I almost socked that cockbag fuck nugget in the throat.

by Royals8 February 26, 2019

cockrag

an item used to wipe your cock off after a masturbation session.

Come here you little cockrag Ashley .

by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003

cockbag

A word used describe someone who acts in a manner that causes that person to appear to have the personality of hairy, sweaty beanbag.

That guy Rusty? What a cockbag! He probably buys gimmick golf clubs...cockbag!

by frostyballz April 29, 2003