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cobain'd

To be killed by a gun wound (usually in the head), but without determination on whether it was murder or suicide. Named after the whole murder/suicide conpiracy.
Cop: I hate cases where people get cobain'd. Its teh sux0rz.
Kid: What the friggin' fuck is a cobain?
by Bloopeh April 19, 2005
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Cobain effect

The cobain effect is when a band experiences a huge boost in popularity after the over-sensationalized death of one of the members. Can also describe and undeserved inflation of respect.
Man who actually lived through the ninties: "Nirvana was mediocre at best"

Teenie Bopper: "WHAT!!! COBAIN IS A GOD!!!"

Man who actually lived through the ninties: "Cobain effect"
by Patho138 May 4, 2007
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Cobain rainbow

(n.) a red streak running a wall, usually vertically, to the floor, accompanied by generous spatter, and sometimes puddles; the medium used is often some sort of body fluid, applied with the use of bodily contact and/or a firearm.
Man, I hate stupid people. Sometimes I wish they'd all go home and paint a Cobain rainbow on their wall. Hell, if they provide the medium, I'd be more than happy to provide the brush.
by dirtycommie January 11, 2010
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cobain exit

To commit suicide. Former Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain ended his own life, thus making his final exit.
I really wish the asshole would make a cobain exit.
by ExtremistsSuck January 16, 2017
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Cobain lollipop

Jackweed 1: bruv did you hear what happened to austin
Jackass 1: nah bruv
Jackweed 1: he got a cobain lollipop from me
by XxpussySlayerxx9000000 January 7, 2019
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Cobain'd

When you're jacking off and you angle your dick just right so you shoot cum on your face with the power of a 20-gauge shotgun.
Bro: Dude, me and my girlfriend broke up. She Cobain'd me last night!
Dude: Really, bro?
Bro: Yeah dude, it got in my eye and it stung like a bitch.
by Handsome Jack Mehoff November 14, 2019
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cobain bald spot

(n)- an area of scalp, usually the back of the head, that is extremely bald; not just hair is missing, but skin, flesh, bone, even some brain matter.

Few people have ever gone this bald without some kind of assistance, such as scabies or some mechanical device.
by edward_violet December 16, 2009
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