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Clutter Fuck

It's when you tie up someone, slit their throat and proceed to have sexual intercourse with them through the hole in their throat. Mixture of the word Clutter, as in the Clutter Family Murders, made famous in 1965 by Truman Capote's famous book, In Cold Blood. And the word Fuck, which means to have sex.
Dude, I totally Clutter Fucked this family last night.

The news said that a family was killed by Clutter Fuck last night.
by tvb311 December 19, 2015
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Clutter Buster

When you bust a noot inside of cake mix, making the cake taste like your semen.
Jerry: Hey Bob, did you perhaps Clutter Buster inside this cake?
Bob: I Sure Did Jerry.
Jerry: Thanks For Letting Me Know Bob!
by BussyMelon102 May 12, 2018
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Clutter butter

A plethora of belongings, scattered about a residence in such a way that it is nearly impossible to find the item you were searching for.
Woah, your crib's rife with so much clutter butter, you could spread that shit on toast!
by TrippinPimp420 April 3, 2021
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clutter blindness

A condition that occurs as a result of living in and around so much miscellaneous debris and detritus (AKA clutter), that it becomes impossible to see the object you’re looking for. Symptoms are exacerbated when said object is nestled in the mess, right in front of your face. The worst symptoms of clutter blindness seem to peak when the missing object is small, easily recognizable, of great value and/or importance, especially when you could swear to Christ you just had the goddamned thing a second ago.
wanted to go out with you guys really badly, but I spent the whole weekend suffering from clutter blindness. I was searching for my grandmother’s engagement ring, which is very valuable, shiny, important, and I desperately needed to find so I could propose to Jennifer. Luckily the clutter blindness briefly lifted after a week of searching and I was able to see that it had been on my coffee table the entire time, nestled amidst a collection of Snapple and 2-liter bottle caps, various writing utensils, two full dinner services worth of flatware, and the two sets of keys I already lost this year the exact same way, and which yes, I was coincidentally looking for! Thank you so much for asking!
by RedesignThePinecones July 26, 2021
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Clutter-Fuck

A ‘Clutter-Fuck’ is the act of having sexual interactions in a noticeably messy/dirty area (e.g. - public bathroom, fast food restaurant trash in the back alley)
Me and Gina had a wild Clutter-Fuck last night, I’m still finding trash in my asshole.
by BigWelshMan May 28, 2023
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Clutter bug

Someone who hoards things

Savanah Luke
You don’t need more things you’re already a clutter bug.
by anonymous September 3, 2023
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Christmas Clutter

An overwhelming amount of Christmas decorations for the space available.
By the time I finished decorating my small apartment for Christmas, I was bumping into all the Christmas Clutter!
by macrent2 December 2, 2009
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