crumpled

The act, process, or state of being totally fucked up. Usually off an assortment of liquor, beer, and drugs.

Jeff: Want to get crumpled tonight?
Roman: Definitely, I'll get the booze!

Andrew: Man, Kevin got so crumpled last night.

by Big Rig123 December 4, 2016

Cumpleted

When you are fully depleted of semen.

Joe performed fellatio on Gino until he was cumpleted.

by urdadsbussy69 March 30, 2022

Alge Crumpler

The vagina of an 83 year old woman.

Your grandma has a dusty Alge Crumpler.

by sswn, tlhe October 13, 2009

stomach crumples

basically another phrase for ‘butterflies’ when you get that feeling in your belly if someone is hot or has done something attractive.

scarlet: lol look at that guy across the street
alyssa: fjdjsahhhhh
scarlet: have you got stomach crumples?
alyssa: yea 😭

by imkenmasgirl October 8, 2020

Cumplé

On someones birthday you may call them this name. This name is derived from the Spanish word for birthday "cumpleaños".

Mike: Watsup guys?
Jay: Hey there cumplé how ya doin?
Mike: Why is everyone calling me cumplé?
Jay: Y.A.K (You already know)

by Y.A.K December 11, 2010

Mrs Crumplebottom

Named for a character from the Sims video game, Mrs Crumplebottom is a prude and a killjoy who has no social life, and dislikes seeing public displays of affection.

In the Sims game, Mrs Crumplebottom regularly purse-whips and/or lectures other sims who kiss or make out in public.

Don't be a Mrs Crumplebottom.

by Simmaniac February 11, 2010

Chumplet

a person, animal, or thing that is plump and cute... often used in reference to babies

Awww, that toad's a chumplet.

by LBE May 14, 2006