Cliffhanger

Feces that defy gravity and remain on your asshole when the majority falls into the bowel where it belongs. Not common, a cliffhanger will appear under the right circumstances (eating beans and watching Sylvester Stallone movies). Cliffhangers are similar to a stalactite in a cave.

Spotting a cliffhanger in the reflection of the toilet, I contract and expand my sphincter in an attempt to pinch it off. Once I realize those actions are futile, I take three sheets of tp, for 3x the protection, and un-mount the cliffhanger.

by Ed March 20, 2005

cliffhanger

a turd that sticks to your ass

It took 7 wipes to rid me of that cliffhanger

by RDZombie February 7, 2008

cliffhanger

when a chick sits or lays down in an awkward position that causes one of the lips to her vagina to fall asleep

"Lisa was complaining for like ten minutes because she got a cliffhanger."

by Josh Coppola May 6, 2006

cliffhanger

A game played by pinning your little brother down and experimenting with how far one can dangle a loogie over his face by sucking it back in just before it falls.

Don't tell mom or we're going to play a little cliffhanger when we get home.

by JMac$ May 26, 2008

cliffhanger

A booger that is supended near the opening of a nostril so that it is noticeable to an onlooker.

Uh, dude, take this kleenex. You got a cliff hanger.

by louis February 22, 2005

Cliffhanger

The act of placing your ball sac over the web cam of another while said person has their web cam on

Girl: "What the fuck is that!?"
Guy: "Ah fuck jimmy just gave me a cliffhanger now my web cam smells like balls"

by drnazty November 19, 2013

Cliffhanger

When you are walking up stairs and fart, forcing the person behind you too walk through it

Scott was walking behind me up the stairs, and I totally cliffhangered him!!!

by Reginald burns April 19, 2014