CILF

Cop I'd Love to Fuck or Cop I'd Like to Fuck

Officer Odeetull is a total CILF. I can't wait to give him a rusty trumbone later.

by Madison Ryder September 07, 2005

CILF

Car I'd Like to Fuck.

Jason: Yo Freddy, nice Benz kid, what a CILF.

Freddy: Yo Jason, keep your cock out of my gas tank. And don't tough my leather seats with those gay as finger blades, you crazy faggot.

by Eapert McDangles July 07, 2006

CILF

Chemist I'd Like to Fuck.

Yes, there is definitely a lot of chemistry going on. The practical sort.

Person 1: "Have you seen that guy use NMR spectroscopy?"
Person 2: "I understand completely. I'd say either he is a CILF, or he's completely hijacked my serotonin receptors."

by Xraycrystallography August 23, 2011

CILF

Cyclops I’d Like to Fuck

Niko is a CILF.

by wonderfulbugs October 04, 2019

CILF

Clown I'd like to fuck.

Crusty the Clown is one hot CILF!

by MidtownKansasCityMan October 10, 2011

CILF

Couple I'd like to fuck.

Oh man, did you hear John and Erin got married? Now there's a CILF.

by Don Something December 12, 2007

CILF

Candidate I'd like to Fuck

Yeah, Obama has a lot of strategic advantages over Clinton, and McCain too for that matter, but more importantly, he's a total cilf.

by Berit Anderson February 20, 2008