See coffee. The only strong, addictive, mind altering substance that law abiding, anti-drug religious types will gleefully imbibe with reckless abandon. Supposedly this is due to it's legal status, it's accessible nature, and the fact that modern society has not labeled it as a drug. See also hypocrisy.
"I sure am feeling tired as fuck tonight, but this project has got to be ready tomorrow".
"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".
"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".
by dismalvoyage October 29, 2008
Get the Christian Crank mug.A hot, sexy, smart, kind, funny, trippy baller who all the girls chase and who all the guys want as their friend. Often called Chris for short, he an sometimes be a huge asshole, but it's okay because he always makes up for it.
Person 1: Bro how can that kid get all As and still be the star of the team?
Person 2: Don't worry about it, he's a Chrispin.
Girl 1: I said hi to Chris earlier and he just curved me
Girl 2: What'd you expect? He can be an asshole, but he'll come around.
Person 2: Don't worry about it, he's a Chrispin.
Girl 1: I said hi to Chris earlier and he just curved me
Girl 2: What'd you expect? He can be an asshole, but he'll come around.
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by MQGaming August 21, 2017
Get the christian server mug.When a group of girls is so over the summer heat and can’t wait for it to be pumpkin spice latte drinking, sweater wearing, church going, leggings season.
Girl 1: “OMG it is SO hot outside, I literally can’t even.”
Girl 2: “OMG I know. I can’t wait for it to be sweater season, I’m ready for a Christian Girl Autumn.”
Girl 2: “OMG I know. I can’t wait for it to be sweater season, I’m ready for a Christian Girl Autumn.”
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by underrated wannabes June 5, 2018
Get the Southfield christian school mug.A disorder specific to young Christian males in which strong instincts to treat females like idealized sisters-in-Christ are perpetually warring with awkward and guiltful sexual longings towards the aforementioned sisters-in-Christ.
When these sexual longings are consummated via even minor sexual affection with an actual sister-in-Christ specimen, the CGS sufferer immediately experiences such guilt that the idealization is destroyed and the sexual attraction is dramatically but temporarily repressed.
CGS manifests itself in myriad ways, including self loathing, purity oaths, increased accountability group attendance, excessive use of the word "stumbled" and unpredictable social behavior wherein the affected individual sends a strong mix of conflicting interest-signals towards any woman to whom he is attracted until she cries, screams or schedules a meeting with her high school youth pastor, who, still recovering from his own CGS, hands her a copy of "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" by Joshua Harris.
When these sexual longings are consummated via even minor sexual affection with an actual sister-in-Christ specimen, the CGS sufferer immediately experiences such guilt that the idealization is destroyed and the sexual attraction is dramatically but temporarily repressed.
CGS manifests itself in myriad ways, including self loathing, purity oaths, increased accountability group attendance, excessive use of the word "stumbled" and unpredictable social behavior wherein the affected individual sends a strong mix of conflicting interest-signals towards any woman to whom he is attracted until she cries, screams or schedules a meeting with her high school youth pastor, who, still recovering from his own CGS, hands her a copy of "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" by Joshua Harris.
Girl 1: Why is Preston so sweaty and sad looking, I thought you guys had a good date last night?
Girl 2: We did, but he kissed my forehead and our cheeks touched and then he freaked out.
Girl 1: Sounds like a bad case of Christian Guy Syndrome.
Girl 2: It's not as bad as some I've seen, but I think you're right.
Girl 2: We did, but he kissed my forehead and our cheeks touched and then he freaked out.
Girl 1: Sounds like a bad case of Christian Guy Syndrome.
Girl 2: It's not as bad as some I've seen, but I think you're right.
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