Choad

The area between the ball sack and the ass hole.

Also known as TAINT.

"Lick my choad, bitch."

"It taint your asshole and it taint your balls...it's your taint."

by Dave October 6, 2004

choad

the 2 inch area, although may be larger in more big bodied indiviuals, from the base of the testicles to the start of the anus.

I can't believe that he got so drunk that he flashed his choad to us!

by jase dee April 17, 2007

choad

1) A short, squatty little penis which circumference exceeds its length when erect.

2) A creep.

3) An awful guy named Chad.

4) The perineum.

Also spelled "chode."

"If that little choad doesn't steer clear of me, he's going to get injured!"

by Qit January 13, 2004

Choad

The correct way of spelling 'chode'.
Commonly used as a term of abuse and accusing someone of being a 'fat, but tiny penis'.
Used to describe a fat, tiny penis.

Someone hits someone else. The person turns around and calls him a 'choad', which often generally insults the receiver, unless of course the receiver has a much better insult to use as a comeback.

A woman goes to give a man a blowjob, but is unable to grasp the 'choad', because it is too fat.

A man is unable to 'pleasure' himself, because of his 'choad' and he is ashamed of it.

by 20-ft Shlong Boy December 2, 2009

Choad

A: A wide or very stout dick.

B: Red Vine Licorice.

1: Hey girl, you know that guy I went home with? He had a choad!

2: Dude this choad tastes so good!

by Chyasorus June 16, 2010

choad

a very small and fat dick / dick that looks like a piece of ham

normal ones:
8===>

choads:
8->

Connor definitley has a choad .

by copyrightfucker December 28, 2005

choad

A penis wider than it is long. Not to be confused with chode, which is the area between your balls and your anus.

Good god, take a look at that guy's choad! It looks like it just ate Rosie O'donnell!

by Nooooobsauce March 14, 2011