choad

A penis wider than it is long. Not to be confused with chode, which is the area between your balls and your anus.

Good god, take a look at that guy's choad! It looks like it just ate Rosie O'donnell!

by Nooooobsauce March 14, 2011

chode

The area between your balls and your anus. Also known as taint. Not to be confused with choad, which is a penis wider than it is long.

So last night, my girl and I were having sex, and she started rubbing my chode. I came instantly.

by Nooooobsauce March 14, 2011