Chindian tea

When you go to Starbucks and they have "Indian Chai Tea", which is silly because 'chai' already means tea.

It's basically like calling it "Indian Tea Tea".
So as a further bastardization, the whole situation is made worse by referring it simply as "Chindian Tea."

Monica: "Hey, wanna meet up at the Laurel Village Starbucks and talk about our relationships with men and our relationship to food?"
Somya: "Absolutely! Let's get some chindian tea!"

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023

Cheeky Chindian

The act of sexual abuse during oral sex where you proceed to slap your rock-hard stiffy against a woman's mouth until at least one of her teeth chips, and then jizz onto her eyebrows to force her to shave them off.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend was being a total bitch last night when we were making out so I totally Cheeky Chindianed her
Guy 2: How many teeth did you break?
Guy 1: Just her front tooth but she''ll have to draw her eyebrows on with a ruler.

by Cream4Curtis January 22, 2014

Double Chindian

Fat Indian
Not to be confused with twin Chinese Indians AKA Chindian

A young boy by the name of Sitting Drunk ate too much fry bread. He is a huge double chindian.

by LilNykil September 24, 2015

Chindia

A densely populated residential area of Bridgewater, NJ, between Vanderveer and Walter's Brook, thus named for the high population of Chinese and Indian people living there. The houses are nice and recently built, but choked one on top of another.

Person A: Where do you live, anyway?

Person B: Chindia

Person A: Dammit, why does everybody?

by mousiecake February 3, 2012

Chindia

A densely populous facet of Bridgewater Township, New Jersey, known for having an exorbitant number of citizens of Indian and Chinese decent: about 40% Indian, 35% Chinese, 10% Caucasian, 7% Japanese, 4% Middle Eastern, 3% Hispanic, 1% African. The parents are known to be strict, and almost everyone has an IQ of 145 or higher. The kids are privileged and known to be extremely mainstream. The houses are some of the nicest in West Bridgewater, all very similar, and very modern and stately, although the yards are so small that pedestrians cut through them. Many adolescent Chindians hang out at Wegmans and Olive Garden.

"I need a GPS, all these streets look the same! Where are we?"

"We're in Chindia. Duh!"

by PahudTheSwaggot May 6, 2014

Chindia

Where Frank and Cheryl live.

Yes, Cheryl, you live in Chindia.

by notkimandbrian October 3, 2020

chinadians

People of Chinese-Canadian decent

Did you see all those Chinadians at the outlet mall???

by Riogrande September 9, 2006