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Channel Nine

A free-to-air TV channel that Australian's (particularly Queenslanders and New South Welshman) could not live without. It broadcasts rugby league and cricket. If it were not for these sports it very well may not be the second best of the three major commercial networks.
Guy 1: What channel is the Broncos game on tonight?
Guy 2: Channel Nine has the rights you fagbag.
by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009
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Channel BT

A euphemism for sourcing television shows from peer-to-peer networks, most notably BitTorrent, but also other protocols such as USENET, for the purposes of watching them outside of when they were broadcast by television networks.

This euphemism developed from forums which outlawed direct discussion of piracy of television shows from the internet, despite multiple members of those forums freely engaging in such piracy and discussing it openly.
I missed watching my favourite television show, but fortunately it's still playing on Channel BT.
by BeardedOne April 14, 2010
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channel crusader

Someone who reads conversation from many text channels in order to catch up in conversation. Mainly people who aren't online very often, and feel the need to catch up. Sometimes channel crusaders reply to messages from previous conversation, whether the conversation was made months or weeks ago.
I just added Tim to the server, why did they read and react to each channel?? This mfers a channel crusader.
by PxlGuuse July 23, 2023
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Channel changer

A remote most commonly used for a television.
Hey, will you toss me the channel changer so that we can watch the game instead?
by Leannahhh January 2, 2012
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channel surfing

The act of changing TV channels without finding a channel to stop on. Pressing the up or down button on the TV remote control while hoping to find something worth watching. This involuntary muscle reaction is triggered by the commercial. Sometimes the act of channel surfing becomes entertainment in and of itself. From the concept of a spending time doing tricks on a board shaped device. For males of the species, it is possible simultaneously watch two or three programs and still follow the weak attempt at a plot.
Q: What are you watching?
A: Nada dude, just channel surfing.
by RadioRay September 24, 2005
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channel one

A stupid "news" segment that they force you to watch in high school through the school tv's.

It consists of nothing but bullshit and it always goes to them talking about cancer or a lot of people dying to something "happy" so you forget about what you just heard.

It is the biggest load of bullshit since the OJ simpson trial.
"hey Zack, according to channel one we have cancer because we just watched a TV".

"hey zack this black guy is trying to avoid steryotypes, IT ISN"T WORKING"

"hey Zack, this is fucking bullshit who gives a shit about the "play of the week"

"hey zack these guys are fuck-offs"
by Undie Bundie October 1, 2007
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Channel Cruise

An extended period of channel surfing when there is absoultly sweet fuck all on television.
There's nothing on tv, Ive been on this channel cruise for hours!

Whats on the tube? channel cruise - Kanye West
by Crancan April 3, 2009
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