Raped with a chainsaw

The hyperbolic expression, raped with a chainsaw, describes a very unpleasant experience, avoided if humanely possible.

I would rather be raped with a chainsaw, than take that Physics course again!

by I, Wreckerrr October 5, 2016

New chains , same shackles

New chains means that you changed as a person , same shackles means that you still have (problems , depression ect) and that nearly nothing changed , you still feel as you did before the "new chains".

New chains , same shackles (song by $uicideboy$)

by Pseudonymuz July 4, 2020

Kyle In Chains

Kyle In Chains, short K.I.C., is an M-rated Kyman (Kyle x Cartman, a popular fanon South Park ship) fanfiction that was written and published on FanFiction.Net by author DanniDinmont in 2008. It has 29 chapters containing 185k+ Words.
In this fanfic, protagonist Kyle Broflovski is a masochist, who is attracted to his frienemy Eric Cartman.

It is one of the most known fanfictions in the South Park fandom because of its absurd, partly disturbing and kinky plot, e.g. Cartman pretending to shove a goldfish up Kyles ass.

The opinions on Kyle In Chains are controversial.
A huge part of the fandom claims it to be child pornography, because the canon characters are about 10 years old. The aged up characters are about 16 years old, so the fanfiction sexualizes minors either way.

Another big part of the fandom semi-ironically stans Kyle in Chains, due to its popularity and the fact the fanfiction is actually written pretty good.

Some people just dislike the fanfiction because it is a Kyman fanfiction. These people most likely ship Style (Stan x Kyle).

South Park fans who have read K.I.C. often use the first sentence of the fanfiction “Change is a funny thing.” to refer to it.

After I pulled an all-nighter reading Kyle In Chains, I went to my local church to confess my sins.

by koreandaaa February 2, 2021

Chadism

Chadism is a cult that you should definitely join. If you would like to learn more please view this slideshow.

Hey, I just joined this cult called chadism.
Really?
Yes

by Chadist May 29, 2018

Like a carpenter making chairs

To become bored of a hobby or pastime once enjoyed, particularly because of it becoming part of a job or daily routine.

You spend enough time putting the hammer to people, you start to feel like a carpenter making chairs. Drains the fun right out of it.

by Kompress0r September 26, 2020

Anarcho Chadism

A political ideology founded by @anarcho.chadism.exe.v3 on politigram. The founder of anarcho-chadism, known as Anchad, has gathered over 5,000 cult members. Anchads will ruthlessly shitpost, spam ‘country ball’ memes and frequently post personal anecdotes and their opinions on random topics; previous examples include experiences at shoe stores and memories of being “extremely high”.

“Hey bro Anarcho Chadism just posted another screenshot of somebody’s political rant and captioned his opinion using mematic”

“based”

by tedpilled July 4, 2020

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

by Arkaaito December 9, 2008