COMEUPPANCE

THE ACT OF HAVING A PREMATURE EJACULATION IN YOUR DUNGAREES.

MY WIFE AND I WENT AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND AND BEFORE WE EVEN GOT STARTED I GOT MY COMEUPPANCE.

by KEARNY'S BOY July 28, 2009

comeuppance

Tiny rubber super balls, such as the kind bought in supermarket vending machines.

"Kate threw a handfull of the things into the small room, and slammed the door before it's sole occupant could escape. 'You'll get your comeuppance!' She screamed."

by JP October 26, 2004

comeupins

A word used to describe someone who takes explicit photographs of themselves, typically in strange poses or having odd expressions.

Vanessa is going to get her comeupins.

by I love Juice December 11, 2008

chmeuguls

To eat a cheese sandwich

“Mary chmeugulsed before leaving for Tennessee.”

by mtuna December 6, 2017

Comeup Ho

A person who has risen suddenly in societal or political power with seemingly no viable prior experience. A person who may have slept their way to a sudden rise in power. Undeserving or unqualified for the position they are now in. Can be male or female.

That comeup ho got the job because she slept with the Mayor, she isnt qualified.

by mandathewitch2 January 31, 2019

comeuppance

When a guy pulls out for a facial, but has a strong vertical finish a little early and hits himself in his own face.

She hated getting a squirt in the face, but thoroughly enjoyed his comeuppance.

by ninjaneere July 30, 2021

Comeuppance

A CWCism for a male orgasm.

Chris-Chan: I feel my comeuppance and I come into your mouth, my semen is inside your mouth and you'd swallow every drop

by PoopSock Crusader August 4, 2021