Certified Public Accountant

Certified Public Accountant- A professional accountant who has passed a series of extensive exams administered by the American Institute for CPAs (AICPA). The CPA is qualified to represent cases before the IRS. The CPA may also provide consulting services, tax or financial advice, audit and attestation services, and general accounting tasks.

Having fun with numbers and a love for turning the mess of other entities into a simple and accurate spreadsheet.

Myself and others licensed by their respective state Boards of Accountancy to use the CPA designation and hold themselves out to the public as "Accountants."

Oh crap, the investors, creditors, management, and qualifying governmental entities need financial information, better call a Certified Public Accountant.

by Matt, CPA August 30, 2006

certified baller

being such a baller that you are legally certified.

Mike "Look at that baller!"
Shaun "Oh thats just james, he's a certified baller."

by jdtitties April 24, 2010

certified banger

Used to describe something that is really good, usually a song. Sometimes used to describe somebody you think is good looking.

"Yo, listen to this song, it's a certified banger!"

Person 1: "Did you see that girl?"

Person 2: "Yeah, she was a certified banger for sure."

by rereret December 2, 2010

Certified smacka

A real ass nigga a real hitta

That nigga a certified smacka boi

by Kodak blacky boo September 8, 2017

certified straight sexual

a group of gay middle schoolers that do stupid shit at the lunch table and in playstation parties

Hey, that kid looks so gay, he is probably a certified straight sexual!!!!!

by Peenish 3.0 Official November 25, 2022

Certified Lover Boy

A Certified Lover Boy/CLB is a flirtatious and romantic man that unexpectedly sweeps you off your feet despite your suspicion that he has probably pulled the same moves with a number of women before you. The true test of a CLB is to over-achieve in the bedroom with some… ‘je ne sais qoui’ element to his sexual performance, all the while acting like your boyfriend and making you wonder what your future could be together. Without these qualifications he is not a certified lover boy.

“_____ is more than just one of my lover boys. He is a genuine CLB.”

“He puts the certified in certified lover boy.”

by cocaptainpancake September 10, 2021

Certified Slap

A Certified Slap is a song that goes on your playlist for best rap songs ever. A Certified Slap consists of just dirty beats and the Hook is 2 Legit 2 quit. A Slap is known as a really good song, but a Certified Slap is just dirty. A Certified Slap is not played at places like LA BOOM. It is best to play a Certified Slap while driving hot bitches around in your car. Especially the freshmen who go to the all girls schools who are always horny as fuck for your sausegeeee.

"This song I keep listening to is definitely on my list of Certified Slaps. It's just dirty."

by blakewhatabeast November 22, 2011