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cattivity

Cattivity is the state of too many cats living in one home.
The old lady down the street might want this orphan kitten. That's the most extreme case of cattivity that I have ever seen! She seems to take good care of them, though.
by thingoneandthingtwo May 13, 2012
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Castiel

An angel from the CW hit show "Supernatural".

Aside from gripping people's souls tight and raising them from perdition, Castiel's hobbies include drinking liquor stores, having copious amounts of eyesex with Dean Winchester, and telling jokes that are funnier in Enochian.
When embarrassed or confused, Cas will lower his gaze and shift uncomfortably before fixing you with a puppy dog gaze that has been known to render both women and men completely helpless.
"It literally means 'You breed with the mouth of a goat. *pause* It's funnier in Enochian"

"I do not understand that reference."

"Hey, ass-butt."

Dean: (On Castiel trying to find God) "Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla."
Castiel: "No, he's not on any flatbread."
by Ass-butt June 16, 2010
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Cattitude

When your cat acts aloof, ignores you, not in the mood for petting etc.
Aloofness, Cattitude
by inipi February 8, 2012
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cattle market

A nightclub frequented by women of low standard who are out to show off there wares in the hope of a sly grope or of making out. These women are normally over 40 or under 18, and most would be mistaken for hookers if they were seen in natural light.

A cattle market is the sort of place that male first year undergraduate students at university go all the time in an effort to get their end away, but this invariably results in the guilty boys leaving the venue with an itch.

The term derives because the women in these clubs are essentially showing themselves off in the hope of being taken home, just as cattle are shown off at cattle markets in the hope of being sold.
Bill: "Let's go down Icon and Diva!"
Pete: "We can't go there, it's a right cattle market!"

"Ooh, I was in Creation last night and pulled this slapper - now I have an itch! Serves me right for visiting such a cattle market!"

"Let's go down to Gatecrasher - I hear it's a real cattle market down there!"
by Jamie Douglas January 6, 2007
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Canadian Cattle Party

Getting a dozen canadians and a dozen cows and buttfucking them at the same time while listening to dubstep.
Me and Mr. Davis went to that canadian cattle party last night, he came home sore and bruised
by Mrbrownandhairy November 15, 2011
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castielism

The religion in which you worship Castiel, who became a god by eating souls from purgatory
My religion is Castielism.
by Destiel_deancas February 19, 2015
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Cattle Prodder

A cattle in West Indian is an extra large woman, almost beast like.

A cattle prodder is one who prods a cattle, in other words humps extra large fat chicks.
Jimmy's a cattle prodder, cause the sight of layers of fat turns him on!
by Ilovecattles January 15, 2017
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