CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER 

The poor man's Thanksgiving meal.

"We ran out of phesant sandwiches, so all we can eat this year is CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER."

CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER by Kuang Mei Zizi November 9, 2006

Cap'n Crunch Hole 

The act of eating cereal (preferably Cap'n Crunch) out of one's anus.

Tim: Amy and I did the Cap'n Crunch Hole last night for the first time. Boy was it fun!

Alex: Lucky! Trevin won't do it with me.

Cap'n Crunch Hole by Seabald September 13, 2016

Cap'n Crunching 

The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the certification test; akin to kids who dig through a full box of Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.

The staff is bypassing a lot of valuable training because they are Cap'n Crunching the online course.

Cap'n Crunching by SINJim February 4, 2021

Crunchatize me cap'n! 

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

Crunchatize me cap'n! by happycaptain September 18, 2020

capn' crunch 

a tasty cereal which leaves joy and happiness inside your mouth.

That Capn' Crunch was off da hook.

capn' crunch by Officer Reppert November 5, 2003