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Cantaloupe 

A guy who has the characteristics of a cantaloupe ๐Ÿˆ
โ€œheโ€™s such a cantaloupeโ€
Cantaloupe by PhatCapz June 22, 2021

Cantaloupe 

Cantaloupe is the coolest friend ever
Hey cantaloupe!

Hi!
Cantaloupe by major ass fuck November 23, 2021

Cantaloupe 

A regular .PNG image that was given a meme status by a certain content creator
Streamer: *accidentally shows something embarrassing/weird on stream*
Streamer: AAAAAA-*cuts stream into an image of cantaloupe while low quality music plays*
Cantaloupe by GlueNumber1 April 8, 2023

Cantaloupe 

BROOO LOOK AT THAT CANTALOUPE!
Cantaloupe by qsnd September 19, 2023

Cantaloupe 

Some dude I know that looks like one.
Check out that guy, he looks like a cantaloupe. Short ass.
Cantaloupe by A_Bum October 24, 2023

cantaloupe weenie 

During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.
"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."
cantaloupe weenie by mcslezzy March 6, 2009