Cambodian Crockpot

This is something that can only take place when two people are in the shower together. When one person is all soaped up, the other releases a foul, pungent fart, forcing the other to slowy stew in the mix. Like a dutch oven, only in the shower.

I gave my bitch the Cambodian Crockpot and she threw up all over the shampoo bottle.

by Big Mike 77 November 2, 2011

Cambodian tooth filling

This the act of punching someone in the mouth so hard you knock out one of the persons teeth. Then you continue on to jerk off into the hole created by the missing tooth.

"I got fermfed so bad when somebody gave me a Cambodian tooth filling."

by King Fermfius December 11, 2009

cambodian love chicken

Mythical giant bird said to one day return to Cambodia to restore peace and unity.

My uncle got severely beaten by a prostitute's husband in Phnom Penh!. Where was the Cambodian Love Chicken?!

by Greg Jorgensen February 25, 2008

cambodian breastmilk

Milk that is 100% cambodian. It's the real shit.

P. Diddy drinks Cambodian breastmilk.

"Yall want me to open the studio again, yall gonna have to walk down to the Bronx and get me breastmilk from a Cambodian immigrant."

by What's a name? July 29, 2006

cambodian handshake

When your girl grips your penis while you thrust your hips back and forth.

Boy: Hey Sweetie, how about giving your guy an old fashioned tonight?

Girl: Sorry Babe, I've had a long day, how about a Cambodian Handshake before bed!

by TumTum816 April 10, 2016

Cambodian Firecracker

When a male drinks such a substantial amount of alcohol that it seeps into his testicles and turns his semen flammable. While jerking off, the friction between his hand and penis creates heat. During ejaculation, the heat from the friction combined with flammable skeet equals one dick on fire.

Kane: so how was the bar last night?
Erick: after getting really depressed about realizing that I can't get women, I got really drunk, went home, and launched off a Cambodian Firecracker.

by Tapwata March 8, 2011

Cambodian Turkey

A large snake, preferably a Python. Substituted for turkey on Thanksgiving when turkey is unavailable (or too expensive) but snakes are plentiful, as in when you're fighting a tired war on the Ho Chi Minh Trail in Cambodia, or bringing a dish to a Washington Thanksgiving potluck.

"I, uh... I brought a Cambodian Turkey."
"That smells delicious. What exactly is that?"
"It's a nineteen-foot python."
-Penny Arcade, November 24, 2010

by RegicidalManiac November 27, 2010