Cambodian Crockpot

This is something that can only take place when two people are in the shower together. When one person is all soaped up, the other releases a foul, pungent fart, forcing the other to slowy stew in the mix. Like a dutch oven, only in the shower.

I gave my bitch the Cambodian Crockpot and she threw up all over the shampoo bottle.

by Big Mike 77 November 2, 2011

cambodian breastmilk

Milk that is 100% cambodian. It's the real shit.

P. Diddy drinks Cambodian breastmilk.

"Yall want me to open the studio again, yall gonna have to walk down to the Bronx and get me breastmilk from a Cambodian immigrant."

by What's a name? July 29, 2006

cambodian handshake

When your girl grips your penis while you thrust your hips back and forth.

Boy: Hey Sweetie, how about giving your guy an old fashioned tonight?

Girl: Sorry Babe, I've had a long day, how about a Cambodian Handshake before bed!

by TumTum816 April 10, 2016

Cambodian Firecracker

When a male drinks such a substantial amount of alcohol that it seeps into his testicles and turns his semen flammable. While jerking off, the friction between his hand and penis creates heat. During ejaculation, the heat from the friction combined with flammable skeet equals one dick on fire.

Kane: so how was the bar last night?
Erick: after getting really depressed about realizing that I can't get women, I got really drunk, went home, and launched off a Cambodian Firecracker.

by Tapwata March 8, 2011

Cambodian Turkey

A large snake, preferably a Python. Substituted for turkey on Thanksgiving when turkey is unavailable (or too expensive) but snakes are plentiful, as in when you're fighting a tired war on the Ho Chi Minh Trail in Cambodia, or bringing a dish to a Washington Thanksgiving potluck.

"I, uh... I brought a Cambodian Turkey."
"That smells delicious. What exactly is that?"
"It's a nineteen-foot python."
-Penny Arcade, November 24, 2010

by RegicidalManiac November 27, 2010

Cambodian Juicebox

A sex act in which one woman urinates into the open vagina of another woman.

Last night was so crazy, my girlfriend and some girl from the bar ended up doing the Cambodian juicebox.

by WaldorfSalad1971 December 25, 2011

Cambodian accessory

A term recently awarded "The Most Outrageous Word" by the American Dialectical Society, referring to Angelina Jolie's adopted Cambodian son. The term suggests a cynical motive for celebrities adopting children from third-world nations, being more to promote their public image than from any genuine motive of saving starving children.

Hey, have you checked out AJ's latest Cambodian accessory? Those celebs are getting social engineering down to a fine art!

by Mystikan January 10, 2007