cryalogue

1. The state of social interaction where one party is attempting to communicate with another party that is crying and/or hysterically upset.

2. Crying while participating in a dialogue

Eric wanted to make Tim smile but every time they tried to talk it just turned into a cryalogue.

The negotiations were going nowhere due to this childish cryalogue.

by P>E.T>E.R April 23, 2007

catalogue ken

A child from the ages of 6/12 decked to the nines in catalogue gear and looking like they just won a competiton to be in the new newlook catalogue.

"Look at that catalogue ken over there."

by Chris Mizon August 28, 2005

canalogue

The catalogue the a man keeps of girls breast detail:

Size
Shape
How they sit

This is usually done sub-consciously, and is done even if the man does not think to do it.

Can be used to recall the name/face of a girl

Hey who's that girl that works at the movies with the massive cans?

Jess

Yeah thats right!

by Berserker Miller December 16, 2004

Online Hoe Catalogue

Any online dating website with a search or browse feature that will aid in finding your next sexual partner

Freeman did you check the online hoe catalogue and set up something for the weekend yet? Women love to advertise their inner hoe for free on all those sites like they are looking for love.

by JLthaKing October 28, 2017

crapalogue

A catalogue which is full of crap stuff you don't want or need.

"No mail today except for a Tupperware crapalogue."

by mcnelson April 6, 2008

catalogue

When one has a select, handpicked list of people who they find attractive, beautiful, sexy, intriguing, et cetera. A lot of the time, it includes people way out of one's league. For instance, mine includes Louis Tomlinson, Alexander Ludwig, Logan Lerman, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, sensing a pattern here... you get the idea. Basically a list of people that make you go asdjalsdhfalksgfasl. Some people in relationships also see this as their 'Cheat List'- e.g. the list of people that they're allowed to cheat on their significant other with, or the people they're allowed to shift and the aforementioned significant other will let it slide. Good for references and daydreaming. Constantly subject to editing.

Girl 1: Who's on the first page of your catalogue?
Girl 2: Hmm, tough one. Alexander Ludwig, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, end of until further notice.

by make my day betch February 20, 2012

catalogueman

dude who comes to work with all brandnew stiff workclothes on.....looks like the catalogue man

look at them new work clothes...looks just like the catalogueman

by dirty rob March 22, 2003