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Little Caesars

The short, straight-across bangs that most barbers want to give you.
Went to a new barber and they gave me the Little Caesars even though I said I didn't want short bangs.
by Unchangeable Bird October 1, 2021
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Little Caesars Kid

Someone who really likes Little Caesars and says "pizza pizza" in a normal sentence. Usually a kid but if they work at Little Caesars they have the brain size of a kid.
"Hey Lena how is your job at Little Caesars? I hope your not a Little Caesars Kid."
"Pizza pizza"
"Fuck you."
by SolidarityPoint November 20, 2022
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Little Caesars

This is an historical term popularized by the Pizza Jews, owners of the Detroit Redwings, and conspirers behind Pizza Gate. Jewish doctors named the caesarian section after Julius Caesar, the original Jesus Christ. In making an attempt to prevent the second coming of Christ, Jews pushed the C-section to create more small, delibitated child goyim. These were to be known as Little Caesars within synagogue walls.
Marian Ill Itch: How are those Little Caesars doing we created back in '86?
Mike: Quite fine actually. Russia developed a system to remove any birth defects caused by our inhumane process.
Eminem: Fuck both ya'll
by Rareformed November 29, 2025
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Caesar Zeppeli

A true friend till the very end. He may be an ass to you sometimes, but it's cause your grand pappy got his grand pappy killed. Your friend suffers the same fate while fighting for you.
'It's his blood... SHIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAA' -Joseph Joestar while crying over the final resting place of Caesar Zeppeli
by 2112timeattack November 3, 2017
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Daniel Caesar

Amazing RnB singer from Canada, released his first 2 EPs in 2014 and 2015. Released his debut studio album, Freudian, in August 2017. He is best known for his songs "Get You" and "Japanese Denim."
Me: Have you heard this song by Daniel Caesar?
Friend: Nope, never heard it or of him.
Me: Listen to it, it is really good.
by thedanmannn January 12, 2018
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Alabama Caesar Salad

- sexual position where the female is laying with head off edge of bed, male stands over to titty fuck her while she tosses his salad.
Darrell walked into the bedroom and saw Nikki was laying on the bed, ready to give him an Alabama Caesar Salad.
by OutattheFarm October 5, 2015
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Caesar's Revenge

The monstrous shit you have to take after eating a Hot 'n' Ready from Little Caesar's Pizza. It will feel like your insides are being torn out. Almost everyone who has eaten a Hot 'n' Ready has experienced this curse.
Dan: Man, you took forever in the bathroom today. You die in there?

Max: Yeah. It was a case of Caesar's Revenge.

Dan: I'll be sure to stay away for a few hours.

Max: Good call.
by idiedtoday July 13, 2010
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