Acai is a berry native to South America that is pretty healthy, but hasn't been scientifically proven to be any healthier than many other types of berries, such as blueberries, raspberries, or blackberries. However, since many gullible people have never heard of acai berries, they jump at ridiculous advertisements which claim their acai berry extracts will help them lose weight. Incidentally, many of the companies selling these extracts are pyramid schemes.
Fat woman: I can't lose this excess belly fat! I've tried everything except for a sensible diet and exercise plan. What ever should I do?
Snake oil salesman: Have no fear! For only $299.99/month plus shipping and handling, you can order some acai berry extract!
FW: Does it work?
SOS: Yes.
FW: Can you prove it?
SOS: Yes.
FW: Sounds good to me! How do I sign up?
Snake oil salesman: Have no fear! For only $299.99/month plus shipping and handling, you can order some acai berry extract!
FW: Does it work?
SOS: Yes.
FW: Can you prove it?
SOS: Yes.
FW: Sounds good to me! How do I sign up?
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The pairing of Rachel Berry and Jesse St. James on the TV show Glee. Played by Broadway costars and best friends Jonathan Groff and Lea Michele.
Jesse originally approached Rachel to try and reunite her with her biological mother and quickly fell in love, even though he wasn't supposed to. The two of them are arrogant drama queens who are driven as hell and often feel separated from other people. As Rachel said, 'their deep respect for each other's talent will carry them through.' As the stars of two rival Glee clubs, the two had a lot of enemies.
Obviously tortured, Jesse was forced to break an egg on Rachel's head, and didn't show his face until about a year later when he returned from college to apologize. Rachel accepted and hinted that all was not lost for them as a pair, but alas, the writers of Glee are total morons and so they didn't end up together and Rachel was allowed to become the pathetic, whiny bitch she never was with Jesse.
Jesse originally approached Rachel to try and reunite her with her biological mother and quickly fell in love, even though he wasn't supposed to. The two of them are arrogant drama queens who are driven as hell and often feel separated from other people. As Rachel said, 'their deep respect for each other's talent will carry them through.' As the stars of two rival Glee clubs, the two had a lot of enemies.
Obviously tortured, Jesse was forced to break an egg on Rachel's head, and didn't show his face until about a year later when he returned from college to apologize. Rachel accepted and hinted that all was not lost for them as a pair, but alas, the writers of Glee are total morons and so they didn't end up together and Rachel was allowed to become the pathetic, whiny bitch she never was with Jesse.
R: "I thought you'd never come back."
J: "And miss all your drama? Never."
"I don't know why all these people like Finchel, it's toxic. St. Berry brought out the best in both characters, had far more chemistry, and understood each other better."
J: "And miss all your drama? Never."
"I don't know why all these people like Finchel, it's toxic. St. Berry brought out the best in both characters, had far more chemistry, and understood each other better."
by Fantastic. February 17, 2012
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by Dalai December 21, 2020
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Also very good looking and has an amazing voice/accent
Also very good looking and has an amazing voice/accent
"If i should die of smallpox stick my remains in my snuffbox"
"i'll just take that have a piss and be off"
"Matt Berry is a sexy beast!"
"i'll just take that have a piss and be off"
"Matt Berry is a sexy beast!"
by charlotte wilkinson December 3, 2007
Get the Matt Berry mug.Chuck Berry is the grandfather of Rock n Roll. No one is more important to the development of music than he. Without him there would be no Beatles, Rolling stones, Bob Dylan or the Bach Boys.
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