Buzzer beater

The act of having sex with a woman (usually girlfriend or FWB) the day before she gets her period.

Moses: "BJ week starts today my girls on her period."
Jim: "Did you at least get laid recently?"
Moses: "Hell yea had a sweet buzzer beater last night #KOBE"

by UkraineTrain69 October 10, 2016

Buzzer Beater Genius

A person that procrastinates so much that they often land in situations where they are practically guaranteed to miss a deadline or completely fail their project, only to miraculously succeed in their last-minute action with flying colors.

"Jacob won the Science Fair with the project he ONLY STARTED LAST NIGHT?!?!? That boy's a Buzzer Beater Genius!!"

by TheSiegeMachine March 24, 2018

Buzzer Beater

When you have to shit really bad and you get to the toilet just seconds before you would have shit yourself

Holy shit man after all that Mexican food we ate I just had to pull a buzzer beater in the bathroom!

by Gloryboy4life October 4, 2019

buzzer beater

The act of masturbating somewhere you a likely to get caught, but achieving climax and hiding the evidence before getting busted.

I pulled out a sweet buzzer beater in Wades lounge the other night. I managed to stash the evidence under the couch cushion, I bet he won't find it for months!

by rusty g January 9, 2010

Buzzer Beater

Masturbation with a vibrator or other electronic device.

Nothing beats a good buzzer beater on a rainy day.

by CountReno May 12, 2010

Buzzer Beater

When a man awakens with morning oak, presses the snooze button on his alarm clock and then tries to rub one out before the buzzer goes off

Dale: I didnt wanna go into the living room with a boner because my wife was watching the news so i decided to bang out a buzzer beater before i went out there
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.

by Jeffree hunt3r August 23, 2011

Buzzer Bleeder

Buzzer bleeder is when your girlfriend rhinks she might be pregnant but gets her period in the time between buying the pregnancy test and peeing on it.

We thought becky was pregnant but she nailed a last second buzzer bleeder in a hardys bathroom.

by Joe BYEDEN October 20, 2016