buttsperiment

Having anal sex with another man in college while identifying as straight.

"Come on, bro, don't you want to buttsperiment?"

"Dude, it's not gay - it's just a buttsperiment."

by deiXmachinis October 14, 2009

buttrape

v.
1. to defeat utterly
2. to level, as with a blow
3. to destroy
see own

n.
1. a thourough beating
2. complete failure
usually used without an article

Note: Sometimes this word is expanded into "rape/d in the butt" or contracted into "'rape."

If Joe fought Jim, he would get buttraped.

As predicted, Joe experienced buttrape.

by Ryan Dawson January 5, 2005

buttspoke

The lines on the inside of your butthole

Dude...we all have buttspokes.

by Clara October 6, 2004

buttsplit

n. yet another word for asshole, etc.

Sister Mary was so upset with little Jeffreys behavior that she kicked him in the buttsplit.

by shuski December 16, 2009

buttrapey

The instinctive urge to surprise buttsex.

Jeff woke up rather buttrapey on Christmas mornining.

by Squg December 31, 2013

Buttsauce!

A quote said by the Postal Dude (AKA Dude) in Postal 2, it is one of the many things he can say when you enter a cheat code.

>Be Dude
>Have a cheat code entered
>"Buttsauce!"

by AveragePostalFanatic April 2, 2022

buttsack

when someone bends over and you see his balls hanging near his ass like a dog

That man just buttsacked me!?

by rOBOT April 22, 2003